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Oh for forest sake, it’s me, Aunt Prickly.

Before you say “I’m fine” — drink some water, fix your posture, and try again with the truth this time.

Here Me Talk

My Role In The Bigfoot Family

Stump’s sweetie, Niblet’s mom, Bigfoot’s sharp-tongued Aunt, and the reason half this family remembers to put on a layer.

I'm Known For...

Tellin’ uncomfortable truths whether folks asked for ‘em or not
Believin’ water, honesty, and decent posture solve most problems
Correctin’ attitudes while handin’ you soup
Sighin’ loud enough to reset the emotional atmosphere of a room
Remindin’ folks that procrastination is just fear wearin’ a fancy hat called “tired”

You Might Be Like Me If...

You believe a weak excuse is an insult to your intelligence
Your baloney-detector is finely tuned
You believe obstacles are not the problem. It’s your refusal to adapt that is
You want others to use their words…not emojis
You believe hugs are not optional

Forest Wisdom

Don’t host chipmunk retreats. Somebody always ends up cryin’ in the pantry.

Now go on… quit fussin’, stop the whiny willies…and show me some love today by mutterin’ “Oh for forest sake…” at least five times today. Here’s your water. Put a layer on and go take care of yourself!