Okay, okay, listen real quick before my mom finds out I traded three mint-scented pinecones for a glowing mushroom and a suspiciously crunchy root.
Some folks think I’m just wanderin’ around out here bein’ strange… but honestly, I just notice things other people hurry past.
Aunt Prickly and Uncle Stump’s son, Bigfoot’s cousin…and the woodland chaos goblin this family keeps trying to supervise.
Lickin’ glowing moss DOES help you see sounds… but only for a little while.
Show me some love today by tryin’ somethin’ weird, askin’ more questions, and keepin’ at least ONE emergency snack in your pocket.
OH, WAIT—hold on—I think I saw a leaf blink at me. That needs investigatin’!